MORTGAGE
STUFF (C-Loans.com Client Letter) Joke
Du Jour
A
distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office and
asked, "Is it true that the medication you prescribed me
is to be taken for the rest of my life?"
The
doctor replied, "Yes, I am afraid so."
Then
the woman asked, "Well, just how serious is my condition?
This prescription has no refills on it."
Tip
for Using C-Loans
There
are 750 different lenders on C-Loans. Some are fantastic,
but a few can be kinda nonchalant. If you are on commission,
you want the hungry, aggressive lenders. Here's how
to spot them.
Look
for a score to right of the lender's name. The higher
the score, the more diligently the lender works his loan
applications and the more deals he has closed for C-Loans
users.
You
will find these hungry, deal-closing lenders listed at the
very top of the Suggested Lender List. These are the
lenders that we recommend that you use.
Click
here to apply for any size of commercial loan in any county
in the country on any kind of commercial property:
http://www.c-loans.com/onlineapp
Inner
Peace Joke
By
following the simple advice I recently read in an article,
I have finally found inner peace. The article read,
"The way to find inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started."
So
I looked around the house to see all the things I
had started and hadn't finished .... and before leaving
the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine,
the Wild Turkey, some Prozac, the last of the cheesecake,
and a box of chocolates.
Hard
Money Loans Only 1.5 Points
Blackburne
& Brown, the parent of C-Loans is making hard money
commercial loans for only 1.5 points. These are 15
year loans with no prepayment penalty. We will fund
almost kind of commercial property, including weird stuff
like funeral homes, old folks homes, and nudie bars.
Call Mike Thurman at 916-338-3232.
Rockin'
Out to iTunes
Right
now I am rocking out to a collection of the best rock 'n
roll songs in history using my computer. I downloaded
all of the songs legally from iTunes, the big new music
site from Apple Computer. What a gas!
To
Sir With Love, Bohemian Rhapsody, Nights in White Satin
... c'mon, guys. Suggest some other great all-time
classics. I can download each song for only 99 cents.
Steve
Jobs and Apple Computer have really done it right.
I'm 51 years old and now I'm burning music CD's. It's
so easy and intuitive!
MezzanineLoans.com
is Now On-Line!
If
you don't know what a mezzanine loan is, please click
here.
Mezzanine
loans are not written on homes. They are
loans made to companies that own commercial property.
Generally the commercial property must be worth at least
$8 million to $10 million before you should even be thinking
about a mezzanine loan.
But
if you do need a mezzanine loan, you can now find over 100
different mezzanine lenders on MezzanineLoans.com.
Do
you know any other mezzanine lenders that we should add
to the site? We would genuinely appreciate the suggestion.
Final
Funny
One
day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy
eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He
got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The
man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford anything to eat."
So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids."
The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When
they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thank you
so much for taking us back to your house. It is very
kind."
"You're
going to love it there," said the attorney. "The
grass is over a foot tall."
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