MORTGAGE
STUFF (C-Loans.com Client Letter)
Joke
Du Jour
A
duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."
"I
see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And
you talk!" exclaims the bartender.
"I
see your ears are working too," says the duck,
"Now can I have my beer and my sandwich,
please?"
"Certainly,"
says the bartender, "Sorry about that. It's just that
we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you
doing round this way?"
"I'm
working on the building site across the road," explains
the duck. So the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich,
pays and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of
the circus comes into the pub and the bartender tells him
about the incredible talking duck. "Marvelous!"
says the ringleader, "Get him to
come see me."
So
the next day, the duck comes into the pub. The bartender
says, "Hey, Mr. Duck, I lined you up with a top job paying
really good money!"
"Yeah?"
says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"
"At
the circus" says the bartender. "The circus?"
the duck inquires. "That's right," replies the bartender.
"The
circus? That place with the big tent? With all the
animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in
the middle?" asks the duck.
"That's
right!" says the bartender.
The
duck looks confused and asks: "What the heck do they want
with a carpenter?"
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Wow.
I almost fainted when my general manager informed
me that C-Loans closed $115 million in commercial deals
last year. Seven years ago, when we were seeking venture
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So
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Odd
Couple Joke
OSCAR
MADISON (Walter Matthau): "I cannot stand little notes on
my pillow! 'We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.'
It took me three hours
to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger."
---
THE ODD COUPLE, 1968
The
Secret of C-Loans' Success
Every
commercial mortgage deal has a black hair,
some flaw that a fussy underwriter could use to turn the
deal down. There is no such thing as a perfect commercial
deal.
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lenders, six at a time. So don't simply give up if
the first six lenders turn you down. Keep submitting
your deal to more lenders until someone says yes!
Apply now.
John
the Baptist
What
do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
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Good
Lesson to Share With Your Kids
"Expecting
the world to treat you fairly because you are
good
is like expecting the bull not to charge because you
are
a vegetarian."
--- Dennis Wholey
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