Mortgage Stuff C-Loans Client Letter
Volume 5, Issue 1

Newsletter Date:  January 3, 2005

MORTGAGE STUFF ( Client Letter)

Joke Du Jour

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich.  The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears are working too," says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich, please?"

"Certainly," says the bartender, "Sorry about that.  It's just that we don't get many ducks in this pub.  What are you doing round this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.  So the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, pays and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the bartender tells him about the incredible talking duck.  "Marvelous!" says the ringleader, "Get him to come see me."

So the next day, the duck comes into the pub.  The bartender says, "Hey, Mr. Duck, I lined you up with a top job paying really good money!"

"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus" says the bartender.  "The circus?" the duck inquires.  "That's right," replies the bartender.

"The circus? That place with the big tent?  With all the animals?  With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?" asks the duck.

"That's right!" says the bartender.

The duck looks confused and asks: "What the heck do they want with a carpenter?"

C-Loans Closes $115 Million in Commercial Mortgage Loans in 2004

Wow.   I almost fainted when my general manager informed me that C-Loans closed $115 million in commercial deals last year.  Seven years ago, when we were seeking venture capital, our wildest projections only called for closing $100 million annually.  I'll bet those VC guys who turned us down are really kicking themselves now. 

So please come back and see why C-Loans is so successful.  Remember, you can apply to 750 commercial mortgage lenders with one click.

Odd Couple Joke

OSCAR MADISON (Walter Matthau): "I cannot stand little notes on my pillow!  'We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.'  It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger."  

                                             --- THE ODD COUPLE, 1968

The Secret of C-Loans' Success

Every commercial mortgage deal has a black hair, some flaw that a fussy underwriter could use to turn the deal down.  There is no such thing as a perfect commercial deal.

Using C-Loans you can quickly show the deal to 50 suitable lenders, six at a time.  So don't simply give up if the first six lenders turn you down.  Keep submitting your deal to more lenders until someone says yes!  Apply now.

John the Baptist

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?  Same middle name.

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Good Lesson to Share With Your Kids

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are  

good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you  

are a vegetarian."

                                                          --- Dennis Wholey

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