STUFF (C-Loans.com Client Letter)
a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is
just waking up. Baby
Bear goes downstairs and sits in his
small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's
been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Bear points her finger through the door from the kitchen
and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to
go through this?"
was Mommy Bear who got up first. It was Mommy Bear
who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mommy Bear
who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything
away. It was Mommy Bear who went out in the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper. It
was Mommy Bear who set the table. It
was Mommy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned
the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish."
now that you've decided to come downstairs and grace me
with your presence ... listen
good because I'm only going to say this one more time ...
I haven't made the stupid porridge yet!!"
Adds New Hard Money Lenders For Huge Commercial Construction
of the hard money lenders we just added to C-Loans has a
$900 million mortgage fund with $500 million uninvested.
The interest they are losing because they can't find
enough big commercial construction loans is simply killing
them. Can you imagine paying out 9% interest to your
investors on $500 million while the money is sitting in
a 2% money market fund? These guys are motivated
to make big loans.
can apply to 750 commercial lenders on C-Loans with one
to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5765. According
to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4702. That means
that for 1,063 years, the Jews went without Chinese food...
These were known as THE DARK AGES.
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you are a sports fan, you have to your teenage athelete
son or daughter to go see, "Friday Night Lights".
The message is an important one. Good movie!
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golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven.
Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course
they have ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they
are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them
that there is only one rule: Don't hit the ducks.
men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them
asks "The ducks?"
St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking
around the course, and if one gets hit, he squawks, then
the one next to him squawks, and soon they're all squawkin
to beat the band. It really breaks the tranquility.
If you hit the ducks, you'll be punished; otherwise everything
is yours to enjoy."
entering the course, the men noted that there was indeed
a gaggle of ducks everywhere. Within fifteen minutes,
one of the guys hit one of them. The duck squawked, the
one next to it squawked and soon there was a deafening roar
of duck quacks. St. Peter walked up with an
extremely homely woman in tow and asked "Who hit the duck?"
one who had done it admitted "I did."
St. Peter pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the
man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told
you not to hit the ducks," he said. "Now you'll be
handcuffed together for eternity."
other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but
a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did.
The quacks were as deafening as before and within minutes
St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman than before.
St. Peter determined which one had hit the duck by the fear
in his face, and cuffed the man's right hand to the homely
woman's left hand. "I told you not to hit the ducks",
he said. "Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity."
third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even
move for fear of even nudging a duck. After three
months of this he still hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter
walked up to the man at the end of the three months
and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful
woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the
man and then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful
woman and walked off.
man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
eternity, let out a sigh and said "What have I done to deserve
woman responded "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."