Mortgage Stuff C-Loans Client Letter
Volume 4, Issue 8

Newsletter Date: August 18, 2004


MORTGAGE STUFF (C-Loans.com Client Letter)

Joke Du Jour

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office and asked, "Is it true that the medication you prescribed me is to be taken for the rest of my life?"

The doctor replied, "Yes, I am afraid so."

Then the woman asked, "Well, just how serious is my condition?  This prescription has no refills on it."

 

Tip for Using C-Loans

There are 750 different lenders on C-Loans.  Some are fantastic, but a few can be kinda nonchalant.  If you are on commission, you want the hungry, aggressive lenders.  Here's how to spot them.

Look for a score to right of the lender's name.  The higher the score, the more diligently the lender works his loan applications and the more deals he has closed for C-Loans users.

You will find these hungry, deal-closing lenders listed at the very top of the Suggested Lender List.  These are the lenders that we recommend that you use.

Click here to apply for any size of commercial loan in any county in the country on any kind of commercial property:

http://www.c-loans.com/onlineapp

 

Inner Peace Joke

By following the simple advice I recently read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.  The article read, "The way to find inner peace is to finish all the things you have started."

So I looked around the house to see all the  things I had started and hadn't finished .... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, the Wild Turkey, some Prozac, the last of the cheesecake, and a box of chocolates.

 

Hard Money Loans Only 1.5 Points

Blackburne & Brown, the parent of C-Loans is making hard money commercial loans for only 1.5 points.  These are 15 year loans with no prepayment penalty.  We will fund almost kind of commercial property, including weird stuff like funeral homes, old folks homes, and nudie bars.  Call Mike Thurman at 916-338-3232.

Rockin' Out to iTunes

Right now I am rocking out to a collection of the best rock 'n roll songs in history using my computer.  I downloaded all of the songs legally from iTunes, the big new music site from Apple Computer.  What a gas!

To Sir With Love, Bohemian Rhapsody, Nights in White Satin ... c'mon, guys.  Suggest some other great all-time classics. I can download each song for only 99 cents.

Steve Jobs and Apple Computer have really done it right.  I'm 51 years old and now I'm burning music CD's.  It's so easy and intuitive!

 

MezzanineLoans.com is Now On-Line!

If you don't know what a mezzanine loan is, please click here.

Mezzanine loans are not written on homes.  They are loans made to companies that own commercial property.  Generally the commercial property must be worth at least $8 million to $10 million before you should even be thinking about a mezzanine loan.

But if you do need a mezzanine loan, you can now find over 100 different mezzanine lenders on MezzanineLoans.com

Do you know any other mezzanine lenders that we should add to the site?  We would genuinely appreciate the suggestion.

 

Final Funny

One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass.  He told the driver to stop.  He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford anything to eat."   So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."   The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids."   The lawyer told him to bring them along. 

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thank you so much for taking us back to your house.  It is very kind."

"You're going to love it there," said the attorney.  "The grass is over a foot tall."

 

 


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