Volume 13 Issue 7

Newsletter Date: December 12, 2013

MORTGAGE STUFF (C-Loans Client Letter)

You are receiving this letter because you are a commercial mortgage broker client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal instructions are below. Today I am going to tell you about our new one-point bridge loan for commercial properties. In addition - as always - we have lots of great jokes, funny pics, and a hilarious video today too.

Joke Du Jour

"Thanksgiving is the best. I was so pleased last year. Things were going great, having a lot of fun, the house was full of people, everybody getting along - and then I realized that I had picked up the wrong family at the airport." -- Dave Letterman

"Wal-Mart announced that this Thanksgiving they are opening earlier than they ever have. Because what better way to celebrate the pilgrims' arrival than buying junk from China." -- Conan O'Brien

Bunch of Cradle Robbers!

George, please insert Boyfriend pic here

Submit Your Commercial Mortgage App Today

Blackburne & Sons continues to seek first mortgages between $100,000 to $2.5 million on standing commercial properties nationwide. Please be sure to bookmark our commercial mortgage rate sheet right now.

To apply for a private money commercial loan from Blackburne & Sons, please find your favorite loan officer below:

Tom Blackburne: 574-210-6686
To apply to Tom online, please click here.

Alicia Gandy: 916-338-3232
To apply to Alicia online, please click here.

Desmond Stoll: 916-338-3232
To apply to Desmond online, please click here.

Reheated Oldies Joke

Some of our old favorites songs have now been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies."

Paul Simon -- "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon -- "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees -- "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Yeah, I know, commedians know to limit their jokes to three in a series, but I just loved these:

Roberta Flack -- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
ABBA -- "Denture Queen"

and my personal favorite:

Herman's Hermits -- "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

One-Point Commercial Bridge Loans

Blackburne & Sons, my private money commercial mortgage company, introduced this week a new commercial loan product - our one-point bridge loan product for commercial properties:

Interest Rate: 14.9%
Loan Fee: 1 point + $950 (nothing up-front)
Term: Six months
Prepayment Penalty: None
Maximum Loan-to-Value Ratio: 65% (70% on purchases) Properties: Multifamily (5+ units), Commercial, and Industrial

More on our one-point bridge loan. Please be sure to also subscribe to my blog by typing your email address right below my ugly mugshot.

Tinfoil Hat Joke

"The NSA collects almost 5 billion records a day that can pinpoint a cellphone anywhere in the world, track its movements, and map the personal relationships of the person using it. I'll tell you what this means. You know the crazy people that wear the tinfoil hats because they think the government is tracking them? Turns out they were right." -- Jimmy Kimmel

Place Your Commercial Loans With C-Loans.com

C-Loans.com is a commercial mortgage portal where you can enter a commercial loan in just four minutes and then submit it to hundreds of different commercial lenders with one click. And C-Loans is free!

Go Ahead ... Make My Steak

George, please insert Clint Eastwoof pic here

We're Now Making Home Loans in California

For the past 33 years Blackburne & Sons has exclusively been a commercial lender. That has now changed. We are now aggressively seeking non-owner-occupied home loans in California.

Sorry, folks, we are ONLY licensed to make non-owner-occupied home loans in California. We cannot make home loans in any other state; but we will make invidual commercial loans or blanket residential loans (5+ houses) nationwide.

Got a nationwide commercial deal or a California non-owner-occupied residential deal? Please call your California Loan Officer:

Alicia Gandy at 916-338-3232
NMLS # 389678

Desmond Stoll at 916-338-3232
NMLS # 1013512

Bear Joke

"The bear population in the state of New Jersey has sky-rocketed. The rise in the population has caused over 500 complaints. Not surprisingly all the complaints have come from the bears." -- Conan O'Brien

Nine-Hour Video Course on How to Broker Commercial Mortgage Loans

This is my bread-and-butter course that teaches you how to market for commercial loans, how to underwrite them (the ratios), how to place them, and how to collect your fee. Thousands of very happy commercial mortgage brokers have taken this course. Details.

Dryer Joke

When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too. Upon arrival at the Sears parts counter, he said he needed a belt, knob, hinge, and a crescent-shaped wire he'd found inside the dryer. He didn't know where it belonged, but he confidently assured the clerk that he could figure it out once he got into the job. "I have the other parts," the clerk said, "but for the wire you have to go to Lingerie. This is an underwire from your wife's bra."

Now Is the Time to Jump Into Hard Money!

Sooner or later the light bulb will go on for you. The real mortgage in mortgage banking is in loan servicing fees. We service around $50 million in hard money loans for a loan servicing fee of almost 2% per year.

Four-hour training course, How to Find Your Own Private Mortgage Investors. $499. Please click here for details.

You can buy both of my famous training courses, How to Broker Commercial Mortgage Loans and How to Find Your Own Private Mortgage Investors, for just $799. Please call Mick Carlson at 574-855-6292.

Hilarious Video

Dogs afraid to walk by cats.

Earn Big Referral Fees. We've Made It Really Easy.

Blackburne & Sons will pay you a referral fee of 20% of our loan fee, just for providing us with the name and the phone number of a prospective commercial mortgage borrower. We once paid a referral fee of $21,250 to a guy named Alan Dunn.

Just click here to refer us a commercial loan.

Better Than Swearing

Sufferin' succotash.

Buy Commercial Leads

You can buy commercial leads from C-Loans for just $1 to $9, plus 37.5 bps. when the deal closes.

The World's Most Foolish Mortgage Broker

I would nominate the broker who does not subscribe to my blog. Folks, I have a bad ticker. I had a heart attack and a triple bypass 10 years ago, at the ripe, young age of just 50. This blog is my desperate attempt to pass on a lifetime of knowledge and experience in commercial real estate finance to my wonderful sons, George IV and Tom, before I suddenly drop dead. You can spy on this wonderful training for free.

Let me put it another way. Every single lesson in every one of my expensive training courses started out first as a free blog article. Hellooo?

So please go to my blog right now, find my ugly picture, and insert your email address in the space immediately below. You will learn soooo much. I am starting to get into some really advanced and sophisticated subjects right now.

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Just input the email address of a borrower or broker and earn one-eighth of a point at closing! That's $1,250 for a $1 million loan. Click here.

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