MORTGAGE STUFF (C-Loans
receiving this letter because you are a commercial mortgage broker
client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal
instructions are below. Today I am going to tell you about our new one-point bridge loan for commercial properties. In addition - as
always - we have lots of great jokes, funny pics, and a hilarious video
Joke Du Jour
"Thanksgiving is the best. I was so pleased last year. Things were going great, having a lot of fun, the house was full of people, everybody getting along - and then I realized that I had picked up the wrong family at the airport." -- Dave Letterman
"Wal-Mart announced that this Thanksgiving they are opening earlier than they ever have. Because what better way to celebrate the pilgrims' arrival than buying junk from China." -- Conan O'Brien
Bunch of Cradle Robbers!
George, please insert Boyfriend pic here
Submit Your Commercial Mortgage App Today
Blackburne & Sons continues to seek first
mortgages between $100,000 to $2.5 million on standing
commercial properties nationwide. Please be sure to bookmark our
commercial mortgage rate sheet right
To apply for a
private money commercial loan from Blackburne & Sons, please
find your favorite loan officer below:
To apply to Tom online, please click here.
To apply to Alicia online, please click here.
Desmond Stoll: 916-338-3232
to Desmond online, please click here.
Reheated Oldies Joke
Some of our old favorites songs have now been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies."
Paul Simon -- "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon -- "You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees -- "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Yeah, I know, commedians know to limit their jokes to three in a series, but I just loved these:
Roberta Flack -- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
ABBA -- "Denture Queen"
and my personal favorite:
Herman's Hermits -- "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
One-Point Commercial Bridge Loans
Blackburne & Sons, my private money commercial mortgage company, introduced this week a new commercial loan product - our one-point bridge loan product for commercial properties:
Interest Rate: 14.9%
Loan Fee: 1 point + $950 (nothing up-front)
Term: Six months
Prepayment Penalty: None
Maximum Loan-to-Value Ratio: 65% (70% on purchases) Properties: Multifamily (5+ units), Commercial, and Industrial
More on our one-point bridge loan. Please be sure to also subscribe to my blog by typing your email address right below my ugly mugshot.
Tinfoil Hat Joke
"The NSA collects almost 5 billion records a day that can pinpoint a cellphone anywhere in the world, track its movements, and map the personal relationships of the person using it. I'll tell you what this means. You know the crazy people that wear the tinfoil hats because they think the government is tracking them? Turns out they were right." -- Jimmy Kimmel
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Go Ahead ... Make My Steak
George, please insert Clint Eastwoof pic here
We're Now Making Home Loans in
For the past
33 years Blackburne
& Sons has
exclusively been a commercial lender. That has now changed.
We are now aggressively seeking
non-owner-occupied home loans in
we are ONLY licensed to make non-owner-occupied home
loans in California. We cannot make home loans in any other state;
but we will make invidual commercial
loans or blanket residential loans (5+ houses)
nationwide commercial deal or a California non-owner-occupied
residential deal? Please call your California Loan
Alicia Gandy at
NMLS # 389678
Stoll at 916-338-3232
"The bear population in the state of New Jersey has sky-rocketed. The rise in the population has caused over 500 complaints. Not surprisingly all the complaints have come from the bears." -- Conan O'Brien
Video Course on How to Broker Commercial Mortgage Loans
This is my
bread-and-butter course that teaches you how to market for
commercial loans, how to underwrite them (the ratios), how to
place them, and how to collect your fee. Thousands of very happy
commercial mortgage brokers have taken this course. Details.
When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too. Upon arrival at the Sears parts counter, he said he needed a belt, knob, hinge, and a crescent-shaped wire he'd found inside the dryer. He didn't know where it belonged, but he confidently assured the clerk that he could figure it out once he got into the job. "I have the other parts," the clerk said, "but for the wire you have to go to Lingerie. This is an underwire from your wife's bra."
the Time to Jump Into Hard Money!
later the light bulb will go on for you. The real mortgage in mortgage banking is in loan
servicing fees. We service around $50 million in hard money
loans for a loan servicing fee of almost 2% per year.
training course, How to Find Your Own Private Mortgage
Investors. $499. Please click
You can buy
both of my famous training courses, How to Broker Commercial
Mortgage Loans and How to Find Your Own Private Mortgage
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Dogs afraid to walk by cats.
Referral Fees. We've Made It Really Easy.
& Sons will pay
you a referral fee of 20% of our loan fee, just for providing us
with the name and the phone number of a prospective commercial
mortgage borrower. We once paid a referral fee of $21,250 to a guy
named Alan Dunn.
click here to refer us a commercial
Better Than Swearing
You can buy
commercial leads from C-Loans for just $1 to $9, plus 37.5
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World's Most Foolish Mortgage Broker
nominate the broker who does not subscribe to my blog. Folks,
I have a bad ticker. I had a heart attack and a triple bypass 10
years ago, at the ripe, young age of just 50. This blog is my
desperate attempt to pass on a lifetime of knowledge and
experience in commercial real estate finance to my wonderful sons,
George IV and Tom, before I suddenly drop dead. You can spy on
this wonderful training for
Let me put it
another way. Every single lesson in
every one of my expensive training courses started out first as a
free blog article. Hellooo?
So please go
to my blog
right now, find my ugly picture, and insert your email address in
the space immediately below. You will learn soooo much. I am
starting to get into some really advanced and sophisticated
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