MORTGAGE STUFF (C-Loans Client Letter)
receiving this letter because you are a commercial mortgage broker
client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal
instructions are below. Suppose one
of your investors is trying to buy a commercial building, but the
bank wants too large of a downpayment. We can raise the equity
shortfall. In addition - as always - we
have lots of great jokes, gags and funny pictures
Joke Du Jour
Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In"
and "Out." They lived in a hollow tree with their mother.
Sometimes In and Out played outside, but other times they played
inside. One day In was out and Out was in. The mother skunk asked
Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few
minutes he came in with In. "My my, Out," she said, "how did you
find In so quickly?" Out just smiled and said,
No Bunny Loves Me...
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freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some
Spanish dirt bags invaded our country, and we got a little busy,
Equity For Your Commercial Deals
Let's suppose one of your investors wants to buy a
commercial property for investment purposes. He's prepared to put
25% down, but every bank in town is demanding a 35% down payment.
Blackburne and Sons might be able to provide equity for your commercial real estate
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Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because they have smelly feet.
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We're Now Making Home Loans in
For the past
33 years Blackburne & Sons
has exclusively been a commercial lender. That has now changed.
We are now aggressively seeking
non-owner-occupied home loans in
folks, we are ONLY licensed to make non-owner-occupied
home loans in California. We cannot make home loans in any other
state; but we will make invidual
commercial loans or blanket residential loans (5+ houses)
nationwide commercial deal or a California non-owner-occupied
residential deal? Please call your California Loan
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growing boys, my teenage grandson was constantly hungry. I went to
the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking
around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a
bowl of leftover chili. I called out to him excitedly. He came
running into the kitchen. "Look! I found some chili." Struggling
to be polite, he said, "If you're that surprised, I'm not really
sure I want it."
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What Day This Is
breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you
don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly
answered. "How could you think I would forget?" Whereupon he left
for the office. At 10:00 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the
woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen
long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 PM, a foil wrapped, two-pound box
of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a
designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come
home. "First the flowers, then the chocolate, and then the
dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Arbor Day
in all my life!"
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Earn Big Referral Fees. We've Made It Really Easy.
Blackburne & Sons
will pay you a referral fee of 20% of our loan fee, just for
providing us with the name and the phone number of a prospective
commercial mortgage borrower. We once paid a referral fee of
$21,250 to a guy named Alan Dunn.
click here to refer us a commercial
Uncle Drew Plays Basketball
is soooo funny. Young basketball superstar dresses up as an old
man to embarrass the neighborhood
You can buy commercial leads from C-Loans for just $1
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World's Most Foolish Mortgage Broker
nominate the broker who does not subscribe to my blog. Folks, I have a bad ticker. I had a
heart attack and a triple bypass 10 years ago, at the ripe, young
age of just 50. This blog is my desperate attempt to pass on a
lifetime of knowledge and experience in commercial real estate
finance to my wonderful sons, George IV and Tom, before I suddenly
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Let me put
it another way. Every single lesson
in every one of my expensive training courses started out first as
a free blog article. Hellooo?
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