Volume 13 Issue 5

Newsletter Date: August 13, 2013

MORTGAGE STUFF (C-Loans Client Letter)

You are receiving this letter because you are a commercial mortgage broker client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal instructions are below. Suppose one of your investors is trying to buy a commercial building, but the bank wants too large of a downpayment. We can raise the equity shortfall. In addition - as always - we have lots of great jokes, gags and funny pictures too.

Joke Du Jour

Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out." They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometimes In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside. One day In was out and Out was in. The mother skunk asked Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In. "My my, Out," she said, "how did you find In so quickly?" Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."

No Bunny Loves Me...

Submit Your Commercial Mortgage App Today

Blackburne & Sons continues to seek first mortgages between $100,000 to $2.5 million on standing commercial properties nationwide. Please be sure to bookmark our commercial mortgage rate sheet right now.

To apply for a private money commercial loan from Blackburne & Sons, please find your favorite loan officer below:

Tom Blackburne: 574-210-6686
To apply to Tom online, please click here.

Alicia Gandy: 916-338-3232
To apply to Alicia online, please click here.

Desmond Stoll: 916-338-3232
To apply to Desmond online, please click here.

Calendar Joke

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish dirt bags invaded our country, and we got a little busy, okay?


The Mayans

Equity For Your Commercial Deals

Let's suppose one of your investors wants to buy a commercial property for investment purposes. He's prepared to put 25% down, but every bank in town is demanding a 35% down payment. Blackburne and Sons might be able to provide equity for your commercial real estate purchases.

While you're reading this very special blog article, please be SURE to sign up for my blog.

Giraffe Joke

Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because they have smelly feet.

Place Your Commercial Loans With C-Loans.com

C-Loans.com is a commercial mortgage portal where you can enter a commercial loan in just four minutes and then submit it to hundreds of different commercial lenders with one click. And C-Loans is free!

Forgot Something On My Shopping List...

We're Now Making Home Loans in California

For the past 33 years Blackburne & Sons has exclusively been a commercial lender. That has now changed. We are now aggressively seeking non-owner-occupied home loans in California.

Sorry, folks, we are ONLY licensed to make non-owner-occupied home loans in California. We cannot make home loans in any other state; but we will make invidual commercial loans or blanket residential loans (5+ houses) nationwide.

Got a nationwide commercial deal or a California non-owner-occupied residential deal? Please call your California Loan Officer:

Alicia Gandy at 916-338-3232
NMLS # 389678

Desmond Stoll at 916-338-3232
NMLS # 1013512

Chili Joke

Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson was constantly hungry. I went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a bowl of leftover chili. I called out to him excitedly. He came running into the kitchen. "Look! I found some chili." Struggling to be polite, he said, "If you're that surprised, I'm not really sure I want it."

Nine-Hour Video Course on How to Broker Commercial Mortgage Loans

This is my bread-and-butter course that teaches you how to market for commercial loans, how to underwrite them (the ratios), how to place them, and how to collect your fee. Thousands of very happy commercial mortgage brokers have taken this course. Details.

What Day This Is

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered. "How could you think I would forget?" Whereupon he left for the office. At 10:00 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 PM, a foil wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolate, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Arbor Day in all my life!"

Now Is the Time to Jump Into Hard Money!

Four-hour training course, How to Find Your Own Private Mortgage Investors. $499. Please click here for details.

You can buy both of my famous training courses, How to Broker Commercial Mortgage Loans and How to Find Your Own Private Mortgage Investors, for just $799. Please call Mick Carlson at 574-855-6292.

Earn Big Referral Fees. We've Made It Really Easy.

Blackburne & Sons will pay you a referral fee of 20% of our loan fee, just for providing us with the name and the phone number of a prospective commercial mortgage borrower. We once paid a referral fee of $21,250 to a guy named Alan Dunn.

Just click here to refer us a commercial loan.

Uncle Drew Plays Basketball

This video is soooo funny. Young basketball superstar dresses up as an old man to embarrass the neighborhood hotshots.

Buy Commercial Leads

You can buy commercial leads from C-Loans for just $1 to $9, plus 37.5 bps. when the deal closes.

The World's Most Foolish Mortgage Broker

I would nominate the broker who does not subscribe to my blog. Folks, I have a bad ticker. I had a heart attack and a triple bypass 10 years ago, at the ripe, young age of just 50. This blog is my desperate attempt to pass on a lifetime of knowledge and experience in commercial real estate finance to my wonderful sons, George IV and Tom, before I suddenly drop dead. You can spy on this wonderful training for free.

Let me put it another way. Every single lesson in every one of my expensive training courses started out first as a free blog article. Hellooo?

So please go to my blog right now, find my ugly picture, and insert your email address in the space immediately below. You will learn soooo much. I am starting to get into some really advanced and sophisticated subjects right now.


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Learn to Broker $10MM Commercial Deals.

9-Hour Video Program Including Marketing, Underwriting, Packaging, Placement and Fee Collection.  Just $499.

For details, click here or call Mick Carlson at 574-855-6292


Refer Loans to C-Loans By Hand and Earn Huge Referral Fees

Just input the email address of a borrower or broker and earn one-eighth of a point at closing!  That's $1,250 for a $1 million loan.  Click here.


Our Training Course Includes Over 60 Minutes on Fee Collection.  No One Has Collected From More Lying, Deadbeat Borrowers Than George.  You Can Order the Fee Agreement and Collection Training Separately for $199.

Call Mick at (574) 855-6292 or email him at mcarlson@blackburne.com


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Pick up lots of great commercial brokerage practice tips for free.

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