MORTGAGE STUFF (C-Loans.com
Joke Du Jour
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove
that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases
a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads
they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including
the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit
had it coming.
the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with
a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm
a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Old Man Joke
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store
on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he
said. Our jeweler looked through our stock and
took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand. I want something
very unique," the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched
our special stock from the safe. "Here's
one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girls eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would
take it. How are you paying?" asked our
“I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will
want to make sure that everything is in order,
so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow,
and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday," replied
the old man.
Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the
man. "You lied, there's no money in that
know - sorry - but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC
weekend I had?!"
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exciting new discovery is about to take place. Mr.
Bell and his assistant, a man named Watson, have been
hard at work on Bell's new invention to transmit sound
Mr. Watson toiled away in the room with the receiver
and eating his dinner at the same time, he suddenly
hears .. ring, ring, ring.... then....
evening, sir. Are you paying too much for your long