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Joke Du Jour
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants
to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a
faithful dog and then a cat.
The man replies, "No way! A dog or a cat
certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do
The shop owner thinks for a minute, and then he says,
"I've got it! A centipede!" The man says, "A
centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay...
I'll try a centipede."
He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede,
"Clean the kitchen." Thirty minutes
later, he walks into the kitchen and ... it's immaculate! All
the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away; the
counter-tops cleaned; the appliances sparkling; the floor waxed. He's
He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living
room." Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living
room. The carpet has been vacuumed; the furniture cleaned and
dusted; the pillows on the sofa plumped; and even the
plants have been watered. The man thinks to himself, "This is
the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This really is a pet that can
Grateful for his centipede’s hard and wonderful
work, the man decides to take his new buddy down to the local bar for a
beer. “C’mon, ‘Pedey. Let’s go to
Mallory’s for a brew.”
Two, three, five … TEN minutes go by.
Finally the man shouts out, “Holy cow, ‘Pedey.
What’s taking so long? I’m leaving.”
up! Wait up!” shouts the centipede. "I'm just
putting on my shoes."
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teacher asks the kids in spelling class to tell what their father does for
a living and then spell it. The first kid says, "My daddy's a
baker. That's b-a-k-e-r. He makes bread and lots of sweet
goodies to eat."
second kid says, "My daddy's a banker. That's b-a-n-k-e-r.
He makes lots of money, buys us lots of toys."
next kid says, "My daddy's an electrician. That's e-l-a-k...uh,
teacher interrupts, saying, "That's okay, Raymond. Think about
it and we'll come back to you." Turning to Little Johnny, she
says, "You're next, Johnny."
Johnny says, "My daddy's a bookie. That's b-o-o-k-i-e, and I'll
lay you odds ten-to-one that Raymond don't ever spell electrician."
Start Your Own
of you already send out great jokes to your buddies. You should add a
signature line at the bottom that says:
Smith, Smithco Mortgage, 574-555-9876, email@example.com,
Your Contact for Jumbo Mortgage Loans and Commercial Loans.
start adding the email addresses of your high net worth clients to your
joke list. The idea is to keep your name in front of them constantly,
so they will refer you to their buddies and forward your emails containing
your self-serving signature line plug!!!
please add ME to your joke list too! J I
love all kinds of jokes. Please send me jokes! firstname.lastname@example.org
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Have you heard about the brown-nosed duck?
Yeah, he could fly just as fast as the other ducks, but he couldn't stop as