Joke Du Jour

"The U.S. Postal Service says they expect to handle twenty billion pieces of mail for the holidays. They'll only deliver about ten billion, but they'll handle twenty billion." -- Jay Leno

Blackburne & Brown Goes to Par!

Zero points - that's how little Blackburne & Brown is now charging for commercial first mortgage loan requests in California. These are hard money deals, so the deals do not have to be bankable.

In addition, these are 15 year loans with no prepayment penalty! Other commercial lenders offer zero point programs, but they all have a huge prepayment penalty. Think of a borrower who intends to sell his property. Now he can get a fast, easy loan to put some dough in his pocket until he finds a buyer.

These are 15 year loans too. They are as fast as any bridge loan, yet the borrower can take his time paying us off.

Obviously B&B cannot afford to pay our staff loan officers a commission on these deals, so you must call only Mike Thurman at 916-338-3232 to get this quote. In addition, you must mention this email.

You can also email your deals to Mike Thurman at thurman@blackburne.com

Please note: These zero point deals only apply to loans in California.

Moth Joke (Cute!)

A man wandered into a doctor's consulting rooms and asked if could see the doctor. The receptionist was hesitant to let him in, especially as it was Christmas Eve and she was waiting to turn off the Christmas lights in the waiting room and go home; but he was very insistent. So the Doctor, having had completed all his consultations for the day and feeling in a 'good will to men' mood, agreed to see him. The man entered in a rather aimless manner and after some hesitation flopped into a chair and looked nervously around the room. "How can I help you?" said the doctor. "Well, it's like this" said the man. "I keep thinking I'm a moth". "A moth?" "Yes" the man replied. "I'm convinced that I'm a moth". "Well I'm very sorry, but you're in the wrong place. What you need is a psychiatrist". "That's what I've been thinking" replied the man . "Well, as it happens, I know just the man". said the doctor "I'll give him a call and see if he can fix an appointment for you after the holiday." The man agreed and the doctor made the appointment. "Tell me" said the doctor "It must have been very apparent from the sign outside that I'm a general practitioner. So if you already know you need to see a psychiatrist, why did you come in?" "Well" the man said in a resigned voice "The door was open and the lights were on .....".

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