C-LOANS
LENDER LETTER Joke
Du Jour
One
summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off
the light
when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you
sleep with me tonight?"
The
mother smiled. "I can't dear," she said. 'I have to sleep
in
Daddy's room."
The
little boy replied with a shaking voice, "The big sissy."
C-Loans
Has Closed 155 Loans So Far This Year!
Whoopee!
Through today, C-Loans has closed 155 commercial mortgage
loans through almost 50 different banks so far this year.
It seems like every day when a lender sends us an email
celebrating some new closing. Every week some brand
new lender becomes a believer
when they close their very first deal from C-Loans.
So God bless you guys. This is a dream come true for
us. Thank you - thank you - thank you.
Lamaze
Joke
After
learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was
admitted
into the delivery room with my wife. It
seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced,
"I've
got the head now; just a few more minutes."
"Is
it a girl or boy?" I asked excitedly.
The
doctor replied, "I don't know. It's hard to tell by the
ears."
You
Will Soon Be Able to Buy Leads From C-Loans
Suppose
your Senior Vice President of Real Estate Loans storms into
the conference room, slams his hand down onto the table,
and growls, "I need more loan production from you loan
agents!"
No
problem. After October 20th you will be able to go
onto C-Loans and enter the following: "Show me
all of the office building loan requests in Cook County,
Illinois submitted through C-Loans over the past 45 days
where the loan amount is between $1 million and $5 million
and where the borrower has good credit."
The
leads will only cost $25 or so each, depending on their
size and age, and of course your bank will also owe the
37.5% to 0.50% fee upon closing. But the good news
is that you will be able to get the exact loans you need
right now. Instant loan
production.
We
have been working on this upgrade to C-Loans for over a
year now. You will still receive your normal loan
apps with no up-front costs by email, but as a result of
this change, C-Loans will become more like an MLS for commercial
loans. This is all very exciting. Stay tuned
for the big announcement next week.
Old
Snake Joke
An
old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something
for my eyes, I can't see very well these days." The
Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to
return in 2 weeks.
The
snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very
depressed. Doc
says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help
you?"
"The
glasses are fine, Doc, but I just discovered I've been living
with a water hose for the past 2 years!"
Get
Paid For Your Referrals
We'll
pay you 12.5 basis points for referring your turndowns to
C-Loans. That's a $12,500 fee on a $10 million loan.
And the nice thing about referring the deal to C-Loans
is that there are 750 different commercial lenders who could
potentially close your referral. Just go to c-loans.com/refer
and enter your email address and that of your borrower or
broker.
It
gets even better. Not only will we pay you a referral
fee, we will also reward you with 5 lender bonus points
for 30 days for every referral who completes his C-Loans
app. If you can get 10 borrowers a month to apply
through C-Loans, that's 50 lender bonus points. You
would have a lender score of at least 150%, which might
place you among the top six lenders on the Suggested Lender
List (the Holy Grail of commercial loan origination).
Your loan volume will skyrocket!
But
it gets mo' better! If you refer a real estate broker
or mortgage broker to C-Loans, and he has never used C-Loans
before, this guy becomes your guy. You get paid a
referral fee on every loan he closes through C-Loans in
perpetuity - until he changes his email address. You
could make a $1,200 fee and then a $900 fee and then a $2,700
fee and then a $400 fee ... all for the one-time referral
of a broker. We paid Alan Dunn of Spydercube.com a
referral fee of $21,250 last week.
So
right now, please go to c-loans.com/refer
and bookmark the page.
Hollywood
Agent Joke
Tina,
the Hollywood agent, was so upset by her inability to find
work for a singer that she began to sob for her in her presence.
Her
client tried to console her. "Don't cry for me, Agent Tina."
Skyrocket
Your Website on Google
C-Loans.com
is very highly ranked by the search engines. We are
a Level Five in terms of link popularity, which means we
are a fairly heavy gorilla. If C-Loans puts a link
to your bank's web site, your own bank will enjoy a major
bump in its search engine placement.
So
here's the deal. We will swap links with your bank.
If you are interested, please send an email to our web page
guru, John
Merry, or call John at (916) 941-1180.
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