C-LOANS
LENDER LETTER Joke
Du Jour
A
psychiatrist was trying to comfort a new patient who was
terribly upset. "You see, Doc," the patient explained, "My
problem is that I like shoes much better than I like boots."
"Why,
that's no problem," answered the doctor. "Most people like
shoes better than boots."
The
patient was elated, "That's neat, Doc. How do you
like them, fried or scrambled?"
Does
Your Bank Lend On ...?
C-Loans
is adding a number of new property types - Casinos, Marinas,
Gentlemen's Clubs (nudie bars), Movie Theaters, and Bowling
Alleys. Very few lenders will make loans on these
types of properties, so if you will make loans on them,
you should see lots of action.
If
your bank will lend on any of these property types, would
you please send an email to Alicia
Gandy? "Alicia, ABC Bank will make loans
on marinas, movie theaters, and bowling alleys."
Chaffeur
Joke
"We've
got to hire another chauffeur," said the steamed husband,
home from work. "He nearly killed me today!"
"Oh,
c'mon," said his wife, "Give him another chance."
C-Loans
Has a Godzilla Month in May
C-Loans
closed over $18.5 million in commercial loans in May, making
it the biggest month in our history. We had a nice
$7 million closing from one of our conduit lenders and a
whole slew of smaller deals, including nice closings from
Bank of America and U.S. Bank.
June
has started off nicely with as $6.3 million conduit closing
by Wachovia, two closings by Wells Fargo Bank, and numerous
other closings.
C-Loans
has now closed more than 450 different commercial mortgage
loans totaling well over $300 million. C-Loans works!
If
you want C-Loans to work for you, just call
your leads quickly. Surprisingly,
C-Loans is not a rate bidding contest. It's a race.
The first lender to reach the borrower with reasonable rates
gets the deal. If you are sleepily sending out emails
or waiting five hours to call, don't be surpised if the
borrower never calls you back. As John Madden might
say, "If a lead comes in, BOOM, you gotta call the
borrower right away."
Football
Joke
This
sweet wife wrote: My husband, a big-time sports fan,
was watching a football game with our grandchildren.
He had just a turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful.
"You know," he said to our grandson, Nick, "It's not easy
getting old."
"Don't
worry, Grandpa," Nick said cheerily. "Maybe you'll go into
overtime."
C-Loans is Now Buying Clicks
Because
we are making some decent money, C-Loans is now paying for
placement on the search engines. If your lender score
is 100% or higher, you should start to enjoy even more loan
app's.
President
Abbas Joke
"Today
President Bush met with Palestinian President Abbas.
There
was one embarrassing moment, though, when Bush said to Abbas,
I
loved your song, 'Dancing Queen.'" -- Jay Leno
You
Will Soon Be Able to Buy Extra Leads
Let's
say your Senior V.P. of Real Estate Loans comes to you and
says, "We really need to book some more commercial
loans." In less than two months you will be able
to go into C-Loans and buy loan app's. "Please
show me all deals between $500,000 and $2 million in Cook
County, Illinois that entered C-Loans in the last 60 days
where the property was a retail property, a shopping center
or an industrial building." C-Loans will then
display a list of 20 possible loans. You then will
be able to pick four or five of them and buy them for, say,
$23 apiece (plus the normal software licensing fee).
We
will let you know when this new feature is ready.
I have seen the prototype, and its awesome!!!
Compensating
Joke
Two
not-too-bright fellows were talking. One was explaining
to the other how the Good Lord often compensates for a person's
natural deficiencies.
"You
see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have
a very good sense of hearing, or if his sense of taste has
gone, he may have a keen sense of smell."
"I
agree with you," said the other. "I've always noticed that
if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just
a little bit longer."
Spin
Turndowns into Gold
"I'm
sorry, Mr. Borrower, but your loan is too large (small)
for us. But if you give me your email address, I'll
send you a link to a site that will allow you to apply to
750 commercial mortgage lenders in just two minutes."
You
then go to C-Loans.com/refer and enter
the borrower's email address. C-Loans will send the
borrower an email containing a link that tracks the fact
that the deal came from you. When the borrower submits
his loan app through C-Loans, you will be awarded 5 lender
bonus points for the next 30 days.
"Five
bonus points. Big deal." Actually it IS
a big deal. Those five extra points could place you
among the top six lenders on the Suggested Lender List.
Suddenly you may start receiving twice as many loan app's,
you will be closing loans left and right, your boss will
smile at you, your wife will kiss you, your kids will start
getting A's in school ... who knows?
We also
pay handsome finder's fees. With 750 participating
lenders on C-Loans, you have 750 chances of your deal finding
a home. So please
enter the email address of every turndown into C-Loans.
Please click here and bookmark this
referral page.
Swimming
Joke
"May
I go swimming, Mommy?"
"Absolutely
not! There are sharks in there."
"But
Daddy's swimming."
"Yes,
but Daddy is insured."
Please
Don't Forget. If Your Bank Will Lend On -
Casinos,
Marinas, Gentlemen's Clubs (nudie bar), Movie Theaters,
or Bowling Alleys, would
you please send an email to Alicia
Gandy? "Alicia, ABC Bank will make loans
on marinas, movie theaters, and bowling alleys."
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