C-LOANS
LENDER LETTER Joke
Du Jour
I
decided that I needed a few days off but realized that I
had no vacation, personal or sick leave left, so I figured
the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act
a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was "burning
out" and would give me some time off.
I
came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside
down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers,
Jill, came in and asked me what I'm doing. "Shh,"
I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm
acting like a light bulb."
A
second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was
doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "You're
going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With
that, I jumped down and started walking out. Jill
started following me. The Boss stopped her and asked
where she was going.
Jill said;
"Home. I can't work in the dark."
Many
Thanks to Gourley & Gourley
The
fine folks at Gourley & Gourley of McLean, Virginia
just closed their third loan for C-Loans. This deal
was a $900,000 bridge loan on a residential care home in
Canton, Georgia. You can refer loans to Gourley &
Gourley by directing your borrowers to C-Loans.
Has
Your Loan Quality Deteriorated?
If
so, look at your lender score. If your lender score
is less than 100%, the system sends you to the bottom of
the Suggested Lender List. There you receive only
the dregs, deals passed up by the 40 lenders listed higher
than you.
The
solution is simple. Just reply to every loan with
at least a One Click Turndown. Your score will quickly
climb back up to 100%, and you will start receiving the
sweet loans you used to receive when you first started.
You
can load up a deal and click the turndown button in just
seven seconds. So stop lookng at scuzzy deals!
Advertising Brings in Some Hot Deals
C-Loans
is making some dough, so we are using the cash flow to advertise
to big developers. This month we elicited a $4MM mezzanine
loan request from the owner of an NBA team. He even
called me, and I chewed him out for trading my favorite
player! He laughed and agreed it was probably a mistake.
Why
Your Score is Less Than 100%
Most
banks have some sort of email filter. If the word
mortgage or loan is used too often, the message
never gets delivered to you.
Each
loan sent to you by C-Loans contains a different practice
tip. Some messages use the forbidden words too often
and get filtered out, while other messages use the forbidden
words less often and pass through.
Please
ask your web guru to put "blackburne.com" and
c-loans.com" on your company white list so all of our
mail will get through.
Travel
Agent Joke
A
travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady
and an older gentleman
peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous
destinations around the
world. The agent had had a very good week, and the dejected
couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of
generosity.
He
called them into his shop and said, "I know that on your
pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am
sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and
I won't take no for an answer."
He
took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight
tickets and book a room
in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly
accepted, and were on
their way.
About
a month later the little lady came in to his shop.
"And
how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight
was exciting, and the room was lovely," she said. "I've
come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who
was that old guy I had to share the room with?"
How
to Find the Loans Your Filter Ate
Every
time we send you a loan, there is a link in the message
that will take you to the loans that you missed. Be
sure to also check your lender score in the message.
If it is less than 100%, you will definitely want to click
on the link to missed loans.
Change
Joke
A
man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing
120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation
say, so far, no change.
Please
Refer Your Turndowns to C-Loans
Every
day you take calls from borrowers and brokers on deals that
you can't make. If you refer these loans to C-Loans,
you can receive valuable lender bonus points. If your
bank will allow it, you can also receive referral fees.
Just
go to http://www.c-loans.com/refer and
enter two email addresses, yours and that of your borrower.
If the borrower applies for a loan through C-Loans, you
will receive 5 lender bonus points for 30 days. If
the deals closes, you will receive 10 lifetime
lender bonus points that will follow you from bank to bank.
It takes just 30 seconds to send a ship out to sea.
Why
not come to our referral page right now and make it a Favorite
for easy reference? http://www.c-loans.com/refer
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