C-LOANS
LENDER LETTER
Joke
Du Jour
Two
lovers were doing what lovers do in her apartment, when
there was a sharp rap on the door.
"Oh, my goodness, it`s my husband!", loudly whispered
the startled woman. "Quickly, jump out of the window!"
"Are you crazy?" gasped the lover. "We`re
on the thirteenth floor!"
"Hurry up and jump," cried the woman. "This
is no time to be superstitious!"
Top
of the Suggested Lender List
There
are a handful of our lenders who have figured out the system.
They are referring loans to C-Loans and earning big
handfuls of lender bonus points. With these bonus
points, they have climbed to the top of the Suggested Lender
List.
And
the deals you get from the top of the Suggested Lender List
are soooo sweet. Perfecto. No one has turned
them down yet.
Suppose
you get a lead call from a broker or a borrower for a deal
you can't do. Just scribble down his email address
and type it into this web page.
Nuther
Funny
A
traveling salesman was passing through a small town in the
West when he saw a little old man sitting in a rocking chair
on the stoop of his house. The little old man looked
so contented that the salesman couldn't resist going over
and talking to him. "You look as if you don't have
a care in the world," the salesman told him. "What
is your formula for a long and happy life?"
"Well," replied the little old man, "I smoke
six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a quart of bourbon
every four hours and six cases of beer a week. I never
wash, and I go out
every night."
"My
goodness," exclaimed the salesman, "that's just
great! How old are you?"
"Twenty-five," was the reply.
We
Need Mezzanine Lenders
C-Loans
owns the domain MezzanineLoans.com. We have just finished
the software to run it, and now we are stocking the site
with mezzanine lenders.
If
your bank or fund makes mezzanine loans, would you please
send me an email?
Do
you know any mezzanine lenders? If you refer to us
three mezzanine lenders with whom we were not yet familiar,
we will give you a choice between two different 90-minute
video courses, "How to Market for Commercial Loans"
or "Fee Collection". These videos sell for
$199 apiece. If you point us to five new mezzanine
lenders, we'll send you both video programs. Click
here to suggest mezzanine lenders.
Vet
Joke
One
day at the veterinarian's office where I take my cat, a
man and the receptionist were verbally sparring. After
a few moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defense.
"Sir... do you know what happens to aggressive males
in this office???"
Lots
of Bigger Closings
Many
of our recent closings have been larger loans, deals over
$2 million. We closed a $5 million deal yesterday.
The reason why our average loan size is steadily
increasing is because our larger lenders are finally
becoming believers.
The
reason why our larger lenders were so suspcious of online
commercial loans was because many of them had belonged to
MortgageRamp, Redbricks, Oinke, CyberLoan, LoopLender, or
MortgageSelector, which were competing commercial mortgage
portals that never really took off.
The
C-Loans model was dramatically different. We did not
try to make the processing of a commercial loan faster.
We just concentrated on getting sales leads to salesmen
right away.
Are
you calling your loan apps within an hour? If you
wait more than an hour, don't be surprised if your perfect
C-Loans deal is gone. This is the most competitive
market in history.
Remember,
C-Loans is NOT a bidding war. It's a foot race.
Who will be the first guy with market rates to reach the
borrower?
Dear
John
Dear
John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence
is breaking my heart. I was a fool. Nobody can
take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
Email
Filters Eating Your Loan Apps
Every
month this nice lady at a big SBA lender is shocked to learn
that she never saw 30 of our loan apps. Every month
we tell her the same thing. "Please tell your
tech guru's to put blackburne.com and c-loans.com on your
white list. Your email filter is screening out deals!"
But
really, how can this be a surprise? Every time you
receive a loan app from C-Loans, we show you your current
lender score. If the figure is less than 100%, you
know right away that you missed a deal. Simply click
on the link that says, "Link to Missed Deals"
to see the deals you missed.
Mary's
Little Lamb
Mary
had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
So she is suing the test tube lab.
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