COMMERCIAL
BROKER STUFF
We
are going to bribe you to read our newsletters. You
will love the bribe. But first a cute joke.
Joke
Du Jour
An
elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled
the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking.
He wanted one last cookie before he died.
He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down
the stairs, and crawled into the kitchen where his wife
was busily baking cookies. With waning strength he
crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his
withered arm to the cookie sheet.
As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his
favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a
spatula.
"Why?" he whispered. "Why did you do
that?"
"They're for the funeral."
The
Bribe
If
you stay on our newsletter list, we will give you one, fast,
hard money, commercial loan for just one point.
Treat
this offer like a chit, a get-out-of-jail card, or a silver
bullet. The ability to get a lightening-fast hard
money loan for only one point may save an important deal
for you someday. But
you have to stay on our newsletter list to redeem it.
(Sorry, you only get one.)
Blackburne
& Brown, the parent of C-Loans, Inc., is a nationwide
commercial hard money lender. Our normal loan fee
is 2.5 points, so this chit is worth some dough.
Please
note that our loans have a wonderful 15 year term, and there
is no prepayment penalty. As a result, you can
use our loan as a lightening-fast bridge loan ... but then
take your time paying us off.
To redeem this chit, just call one of our loan officers
at 916-338-3232 and remind him that, "I am one of George's
commercial brokers. He promised me a one-point hard
money with no prepayment penalty."
There
are even more bribes.
What
in 'Tarnation is C-Loans Anyway?
C-Loans.com
is a commercial mortgage portal. In English, this
means that you can apply to 750 different commercial mortgage
lenders from a single online location. C-Loans is
a pretty big operation. For example, it took our team
of attorneys 8 years to sign up these 750 lenders.
These
750 commercial lenders are direct lenders,
not brokers, so you get to actually speak with the folks
who have Loan Commitee authority. C-Loans is not a
broker. Lenders just pay us to receive loan app's
online.
There
are more than 500 "A' lenders for your perfect deals,
including just about every major bank in the country.
So if you want a rock bottom quote for an "A"
deal, you'll find it on C-Loans.
A
lot of your commercial mortgage deals, however, will have
a black hair, some flaw that keeps a traditional
lender from doing your deal. On C-Loans you will find
hundreds of hard money lenders and niche lenders who will
close your tougher deals.
Just
click here to apply. When
you first get to the C-Loans application page, please be
sure to bookmark it.
Nuther
Funny
It's
Tuesday. Three in the afternoon, Los Angeles.
Two veteran detectives pick up a con artist on a section
872, the old Fountain of Youth scam. The con artist
is selling bottles filled with a liquid that he claims slows
the aging process.
The
older detective tells his partner, "Frank, check his record.
My gut tells me that our boy has played this game before.
Frank
reports back. "You're right, he's got priors.
He was busted for the same thing in 1815, 1887, 1921..."
Nuther
Bribe
We
have all seen these promotional pens with a company's logo
on them. Big deal. However, we recently ordered
some expensive pens to give away at a trade show, and when
they arrived, we were floored. These pens were really
nice.
So
here is our second bribe, if you go to C-Loans.com
right now and input a bonafide commercial mortgage loan
application into the system (takes just two minutes), we
will send you one of these fabulous pens. Just send
me an email after
you have submitted your deal.
Final
Funny
When
I was young we used to go "skinny dipping". Now I
just "chunky dunk".
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