C-LOANS BANKER LETTER
This letter is intended only for commercial mortgage loan officers working for banks and hard money lenders. Today we'll discuss how you can easily earn huge referral fees. We once paid a $21,250 referral fee to a guy who referred a commercial loan to us in his sleep. Removal instructions can be found below.
Joke Du Jour
The doctor told me, "George, I have good news, and I have bad news." "Well, Doc," I replied, "you better tell me the bad news first." "George, you know that gangrene that you had in your right leg? Unfortunately, it has now spread to your left leg. We're going to have to amputate both legs." Devastated, I replied, "Geez, Doc, that's awful. What could possibly be the good news?" "Well," he cheerfully replied, "we found a buyer for your shoes."
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Both Blackburne & Sons (est. 1980) and C-Loans.com (the largest of the commercial mortgage portals) will gladly pay you a referral fee for your commercial mortgage turndowns. You probably turn down at least three or four commercial real estate loans every week. Why not make some money off of them?
Using this easy commercial lead input form, you can refer us a commercial loan lead in less than 30 seconds. Would you kindly bookmark this form right now?
Baseball Announcer Joke
When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared, “Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!” After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the loudspeaker. “Oh, I get it — Pat Hogan!”
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There are no up-front fees to join C-Loans, and there are no monthly fees. Banks just pay 37.5 bps. if a deal closes. Hard money lenders pay 50 bps. In real life, we don't cost the lenders a penny. They all just simply bump their normal loan fee by 37.5 to 50 bps.
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Twitter Joke
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Referring Commercial Loans in Your Sleep
So how did that guy earn a $21,250 referral fee in his sleep? He simply put a link to C-Loans.com on his real estate web site. More info.
Magician Joke
I got mugged by a magician. It's not funny. He took my wallet, my watch, and every silver dollar I had behind my ear.
Meet More High Net Worth Individuals
One of the best ways to win the business of good bank customers is to make them a short term commercial loan when their own bank leaves them hanging. As a condition of the loan, of course, the investor moves all of his deposit accounts to your bank.
C-Loans.com can introduce you to scores of local, high-net-worth individuals every month. Click here for details.
Screensaver Joke
I often wonder about people who live in tropical destinations. What do their screen savers look like?
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One Final Pathetic* Plea
* Picture a cute, sad-eyed, little puppy accidentally left out in the rain.
If your bank won't let you earn referral fees, won't you at least please-please refer your commercial mortgage turndowns to C-Loans.com?
Final Funny (Best Joke of All Time?)
A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?" "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the old Chinese man. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat. You can keep the story". As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and they were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and they were all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story?" "No." said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze statue of an attorney."
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