COMMERCIAL
BROKER STUFF
Don't
forget our bribe to stay on our newsletter list (the right
to call us for a fast, hard money, commercial loan
for only one point).
Joke
Du Jour
This
puny guys applies for a job as a lumberjack. “Sorry,”
says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down, “you're
just too small.”
“Give
me a chance to show you what I can do,” the guy pleads.
“You won't regret it.”
“Okay,”
says the boss. “See that giant oak over there?
Let's see if you can chop it down.”
Half
an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.
“Where'd you learn to cut trees like that?” he asks.
“The
Sahara Forest .”
“You
mean the Sahara Desert ?”
“Sure,
if that's what they call it now.”
Clever
Broker Making Gazzillions
I
recent trained a commercial real estate brokerage in commercial
mortgage finance. They wanted to set
up a commercial mortgage arm.
The
broker was making a fortune doing a very clever thing.
He went into his MLS and selected the most attractive looking
commercial properties in his area. Each property was
a real looker. Then he published a color, glossy real
estate magazine that he gave away for free at supermarkets.
Calls
poured in by the score every day from hot-to-trot investors
anxious to find new properties. He would set up appointments
with the listing agent and would take the selling agent's
commission if the property sold. If not, he had just
added another investor to his databank.
The
amazing thing was that he was displaying properties in his
magazine on which he didn't even have a listing!
Why
You Should Use C-Loans.com
You
don't get paid unless your buyer successfully closes his
commercial mortgage loan. When you take two minutes
to submit your buyer's commercial loan through C-Loans,
you can apply to 750 different banks, six banks at a time.
If
your deal is perfect, our banks will compete fiercely against
each other to offer your buyer the best deal. If your
deal has a black hair, you can sort through scores of lenders
in a few hours, six lenders at a time, until you find the
one lender that can live with the black hair.
C-Loans
is not like other commercial mortgage portals. You
deal directly with our 750 banks. We even
give you the name of each bank, the name of the loan officer,
and his telephone number. This is why C-Loans has
emerged as the most popular commercial mortgage portal,
according to Alexa.com.
Just
click here to apply. When
you first get to the C-Loans application page, please be
sure to bookmark it.
Nuther
Funny
During
an afternoon practice, a nine year old way out in left field
failed to catch one ball after another. The coach, getting
very impatient with him said, "Just stand over there and
watch me."
The
assistant coach hit a ball in the coaches direction. The
ball hit the ground in front of him. The second ball hit
behind him. The third hit him on the shoulder. He
looks over at the left fielder and yells, "See
what you've done. You've got this position so messed up,
no one can catch a ball here."
More
on the Bribe
This
commercial hard money loan we have promised you for just
one point has a 15 year term and no prepayment penalty.
When you call our office, our loan officer may quote you
3.5 points, our standard fee. Be sure to remind him
that you are one of our real estate brokers and that we
have promised you the deal for just one point.
To
redeem your one-point hard money loan, just call Bill Libal,
or one of our other loan officers, at 916-338-3232.
Final
Funny
Why
is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man? He's
tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman, you can
rearrange his face.
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